Rachel "Sparks" Blackman (seattlesparks) wrote,
Rachel "Sparks" Blackman

Poem by my friend Max Baskin. I think it was a slow day at work for him, since he was writing sarcastic poetry and sharing it. It made me laugh, so I share.

My dearest darling, I contend
   I'd rather fuck than be your friend.
And if it's friends we're doomed to be
   Can you loan me a hooker's fee?

Thank you, Max, for a much-needed laugh on a relatively somber day like today.
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