Rachel "Sparks" Blackman (seattlesparks) wrote,
Rachel "Sparks" Blackman

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[Silly] Grammar Ninjas!

Blame caggles, she was the one who talked about commas wearing black ninja pajamas and slipping unseen where they aren't wanted. This spurred the topic of 'grammar ninjas,' and then we had to decide what 'grammar ninjas' were. To which, my answer was:

grammar ninjas steal caps and punctation from aol people omg except exclamations marks which they take from everywhere else and leave with the aol people lol!!!1!! And then, like a black cat, shrouded in mist, on a night under a new moon, they slip silently into the psuedo-literary writing of pretentious sorts; they flit about unseen, scattering stray punctuation, metaphor and simile in a random manner much like a pixie sprinkling dust where e'er it may fly; leaving the reader ensnared in a web of superfluous commas, misused descriptions, and endless sentences winding like paths through a garden, linked together only by semi-colons.
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