RORY: I swear there are five of her wandering the estate. It's like she's everywhere, like she's a Cylon or something!
This promptly gave me the mental image of Cylon Emily Gilmore bossing around the other Cylons.
"Sharon, I don't care if you're merely one copy out of a thousand of a unit seeking the total destruction of the human race. That's no excuse to let your hair turn into such a mess. Look at these split ends, really! I'm certain Six can help you style it properly before the next conflict. We don't want to make a bad impression on Commander Adama, do we?"