So, I'm going to ask friends to post suggested names for the Bug (shown here)...after a while, I'll take the best five or so and put them into an LJ poll to let people vote on it. Yes, that's vaguely pathetic, but I haven't got any better ideas. :)
Glenn and a different Jen (neither of whom has LJ) already each made a suggestion.
Glenn's was 'Feature' -- complete with a vanity license plate. As in, "It's not a Bug, it's a..."
Jen's was 'Scarab' because a Scarab is an opalescent bug.