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Star Wands: A New Hoke

Okay. Thanks to shadowfey, who pointed me at a very frightening Harry Potter LotR parody - the URL of which I have unfortunately lost but which I am sure she will post as a comment in this to share the pain (you will literally laugh so hard it hurts) - my brain started worrying away on a scary thought.

Warning: this is clearly the product of a mind which has been lacking in sleep lately; I will lj-cut to spare you all. :)

A New Hoke

Yes. Imagine Star Wars recast in much the same way LotR was. The casting is simple!

Luke Skypotter (Harry)
Ron Solo (Ron)
Chewbacca the Weasley (Fred, with George as stunt double)
Princess Leia Orgranger (Hermione)
Albus-Wan Kenobi (Dumbledore)
Darth Volder (You-Know-Who)

...and so on! You'd start out like normal...

Of course, poor Luke Skypotter inherits his father's Jedi wand, but alas Darth Volder strikes down his first teacher Albus-Wan Kenobi, and so with the help of Ron and Leia, Luke must travel to Hogobah, the planet where the only remaining people who can teach him to be a true Jedi wizard are. It would just sort of degenerate from there.

And no, I am not going to write it...!


Now see, this wouldn't happen if you weren't awake when I got up in the morning. ;) (Yes, I will nag you across three places! Buahahahaha!)

I was tempted to post several links to various Harry Potter crossovers, but I decided not to.

Actually, I was going to find a Potter/Star Wars crossover, but couldn't find one scary enough in the few minutes I had.


I just think that Draco Malfoy as Legolas was...somehow disturbing and yet very right in the LotR thing. So the "STAR WANDS" thing isn't nearly as scary!

Though I have only one thing to say to you...

"At least I don't have five o'clock shadow, Weasley!"

If you've read that scary 'fic, you'll get the reference. :)
Who says I read 'fics?

I do think I know what you're referring to, though, since I remember seeing one that was like a Potter/Men in Tights cross or something.


I think my head just exploded. Owww. Make the pain stop! ;)

-"Potter, at 'That Game'(TM)"

And the evil continues... mwuahahahahahaha!