I'm not sure if I should be more amused that this meme has me marrying bluerain -- a webcartoonist whose work I follow -- or that poor David will be the bridesmaid (I'm sure we'll find him a lovely dress), or any of the other fields. Ah, well. I guess I have another 36 years to wait and see if it's accurate anyway. ;P
Amusingly, I tried a few of my friends to see who they ended up with. Evidently David will also be the bridesmaid at the lesbian wedding of wonderwombat to ladypixel; I guess he likes the role. I'll be wonderwombat's best man, as well, which is... I suppose making a sort of twisted sense if she's marrying Lori and all, and the bridesmaid is David in drag.