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Scary Old Parodies

I just found some of my old musical parodies. In addition to Quidditch: the Musical ('Chess' redone with the Harry Potter characters), I found one I had completely forgotten about. Probably my single worst parody.

An idealistic, but delusional, network engineer becomes convinced that there's an artificial intelligence called Dulcin hiding in one of the servers and goes 'questing' through all manner of improbable methods to find his 'Dulcin AI.' And thus was the setting of LAN of La Mancha.

To stream, the impossible stream...
To connect the unreachable port...
To suffer the ignoble defeat
Of watching your transfer abort!

It really gets worse.


You're going to hell for that.
You have no right to 'awwww'. That was evil. EEEEEEEEEVIL.
I am I, Don Quixote,
admin of La Mancha,
My userbase calls and I go...
On the charge of one count of aggravated filking, we find the defendant guilty as charged.

This court sentences the defendant to recite before the city hall the poem "A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer".
..then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

(Yeah, I remember that poem, too.) :)
I'm not sure whether to find this totally cool, or to deny ever being friends with you. :P
Deny, of course!

(love ya Jeanne!)
Don't care what anyone sez. I didn't think it was all that baud.