Rachel "Sparks" Blackman (seattlesparks) wrote,
Rachel "Sparks" Blackman

  • Mood:
I think my current mood is in part due to the fact that this flu I've had since Friday has left me unable to keep solid food down at all since Sunday, and feeling nauseous since Friday. I'm getting a tiny bit lightheaded and wacky due to lack of nutrients, and I think at this point that's probably contributing to depression and stress and my overall cynical mood.

So, in honor of that odd cynical mood, I present to you a song that actually made me laugh, even though it shouldn't have. Borrowed from fridgemagnet via way of agermain, with original credit apparently unknown.

The Iraq Song
To the tune of 'If You're Happy And You Know It'

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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