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FF Sparks (Casual)

Observation

Spam subject lines are getting more and more surreal. I just received spam with a subject of 'Pork chop necromancers!'

Disappointingly but predictably, it was an advertisement for 'V^iagra' and 'Ci`alis,' thus crushing my amusing mental image of a horror-film-like scene in a supermarket deli. 'The Night the Cold Cuts Walked...'

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*snickers*

One of my recent ones is: wasserman bridal abase contravene

That's for Viagra and such too.

Another one is: tell me about it cookie albatross

I'm not sure what that one's for because I blocked the remote loading of images.
Yes, but see, 'Pork chop necromancers!' almost, almost makes sense in a very weird and twisted sort of way. Sadly, if it had been spam about undead meat products, I might've actually wanted to read it!
Very true.

Of course, now I'm eyeing probably the strangest spam I've ever received.

Subj: Fuck YOU!
Body:
if YOU WANNA TO LOST UR MONEY ---> INVEST US -->>>


http://www.wecareaboutmoney.com/

I'm almost tempted to go to the website.